First post, and so it Begins

Hey y'all, this is my first blog. On an opening note, I hate the contraction 'y'all'. I feel like it implies a certain sense of familiarity that isn't there. Hey yyyyyyyyyyyyy'all. I end up seeing Sandy Cheeks in my head. She is dancing around with a ghastly coconut bra. Her teeth are hanging out in all directions. She generally looks disgusting. I don't think all people who say y'all are hicks, I am just saying they come off like hicks. So, well, deal with it. If you can't put two and two together, well, there's just no helping you (says the inner Bill Burr). I have to admit I list off a menagerie of profanities under my breath when I hear it. Some primordial ape-man wants to punch the person in the throat. So there you go, that's my first paragraph.

So what's this blog about, you may ask yourself, beyond the ramblings of a 25 year-old college graduate with a BS in Business Finance and English Literature with a minor in Economics who works retail at Lowe's Home Improvement, never stop improving you will never stop improving please stop improving this hurts please stop? Honestly, it's going to cover a wide topics I am interested in at the moment -- film, comics, Nintendo, Magic the Gathering, I mean if it's nerdy I probably love it -- but the through line is this: I am writing a book that's almost finished and I want to document the experience. Yes, I am almost done and have been editing since I was in high school. There is one chapter left that is mostly complete, like I said before (or wrote before, you get the point). I also know a bunch of funny grammatically things, and yes, I will try to keep that to a minimum.

Anyway, that's my first post. I plan on writing something once a day. It will be an eclectic blog. I will pull stuff in from everywhere. Hope y'allllllllllll enjoy it.